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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 489th Largest Black Market: 1,851st Most Devout: 2,939th
The Lover of Peace of
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A Conqueror is always a lover of peace.
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Drunken Conquerors

Population12.514 billion

CapitalNew Jerusalem
LeaderLord Darius
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalCoyote

The Lover of Peace of Drunken Conquerors is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Darius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.514 billion Drunks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Conquistadore economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Denarii a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 105,653 Denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,334 per year while the poor average 19,448, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Conquerors's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Drunken Conquerors is ranked 26,690th in the world and 39th in NationStates for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,796.05 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 489thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,851stMost Devout: 2,939thNudest: 4,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,189thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,110thHighest Economic Output: 9,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,754thLargest Populations: 12,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,198thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,591stMost Developed: 14,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,581st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drunken Conquerors lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
  • : Drunken Conquerors lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Conquerors, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Drunken Conquerors changed its national motto to "A Conqueror is always a lover of peace." and its nation type to "Lover of Peace".
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Conquerors, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Conquerors, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Conquerors, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Conquerors, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Conquerors, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Drunken Conquerors was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of Cryptonomicon, curing 1 million infected.

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