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Largest Publishing Industry: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 217thBest Weather: 219th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Leave Us alone and we won't eat ye.
Drooling BigHead
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Drunk Trolls

Population39.042 billion

CapitalBig Troll Hole
LeaderDrooling BigHead

Currencysideofmutton
Animalsheep

The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 39.042 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,312 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,523 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons, anti-government web sites are springing up, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drunk Trolls is ranked 4,382nd in the world and 227th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.36 percentage of bribes refused.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 217thBest Weather: 219thMost Beautiful Environments: 301stMost Stationary: 417thHighest Economic Output: 726thLargest Populations: 882ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,066thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,166thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,268thMost Secular: 1,647thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,924thSmartest Citizens: 2,036thHighest Food Quality: 2,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,135thMost Pacifist: 2,380thMost Cultured: 2,412thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,704thMost Developed: 3,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,791stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,809thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,417thRudest Citizens: 6,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,252ndNudest: 11,067thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,378thMost Influential: 12,817thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,541stMost Efficient Economies: 16,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,380th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 184th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 215th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 242nd in the regionNudest: 266th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 308th in the regionRudest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 495th in the regionLargest Black Market: 537th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 632nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 637th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 719th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 725th in the regionMost Inclusive: 837th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 892nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 925th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,057th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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