The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 39.042 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,312 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,523 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons, anti-government web sites are springing up, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drunk Trolls is ranked 4,382^nd in the world and 227^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.36 percentage of bribes refused.