Population | 1.915 billion |
Capital | The Drunkyard |
Leader | the big lad in charge |
Faith | cult of the drunk |
Currency | Car Accident |
Animal | Alcoholic Monkey |
The Supreme Chaos of Drunk driving is pretty based is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the big lad in charge with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.915 billion Drunk drivers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Drunkyard. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drunk drivian economy, worth 566 trillion Car Accidents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,883 Car Accidents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Drunk drivian restaurants, there's a mortuary next to every Drunk drivian restaurant, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunk driving is pretty based's national animal is the Alcoholic Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cult of the drunk.
Drunk driving is pretty based is ranked 11,521st in the world and 23rd in Chaos land for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,363.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Drunk driving is pretty based, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
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Drunk driving is pretty based, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins.
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Drunk driving is pretty based lodged a message on the Chaos land Regional Message Board.