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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 885th
The Supreme Chaos of
Psychotic Dictatorship
the more car accidents, the better
the big lad in charge
Influence
Truckler
the man who sucks at driving (Vice)
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Drunk driving is pretty based

Population1.915 billion

CapitalThe Drunkyard
Leaderthe big lad in charge
Faithcult of the drunk

CurrencyCar Accident
AnimalAlcoholic Monkey

The Supreme Chaos of Drunk driving is pretty based is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the big lad in charge with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.915 billion Drunk drivers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Drunkyard. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk drivian economy, worth 566 trillion Car Accidents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,883 Car Accidents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Drunk drivian restaurants, there's a mortuary next to every Drunk drivian restaurant, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunk driving is pretty based's national animal is the Alcoholic Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cult of the drunk.

Drunk driving is pretty based is ranked 11,521st in the world and 23rd in Chaos land for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,363.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 885thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,486thFattest Citizens: 1,904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,942ndMost Conservative: 1,949thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,101stMost Armed: 2,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,259thMost Patriotic: 2,522ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,236thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,776thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,042ndMost Authoritarian: 6,457thLargest Black Market: 7,782ndLargest Governments: 7,941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,539thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,378thLowest Crime Rates: 16,500thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,757thMost Secular: 20,144thLargest Gambling Industry: 27,746thMost Efficient Economies: 29,064thLargest Mining Sector: 29,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,398thMost Extreme: 32,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 32,811th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the region

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