The Infinite Wisdom of Druing is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nott Jussda-Pipplyu Ugriwif with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.409 billion Druingans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Local Park Pond. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Druingan economy, worth 314 trillion Tungsten Thought Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,568 Tungsten Thought Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Druingan Navy, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druing's national animal is the Green-Backed Blue-Striped Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Druing is ranked 6,680^th in the world and 28^th in The Union of Democratic States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.81 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.