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Most Patriotic: 4,179thNudest: 5,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,417th
The Principality of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Andros Liberates de gynas.
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Drow Masculinum

Population810 million

CapitalNovus Andros Polis

CurrencyDrow Bondcoin
AnimalDomesticated Direhound

The Principality of Drow Masculinum is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 810 million Drow Masculinumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Andros Polis. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drow Masculinumian economy, worth 120 trillion Drow Bondcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,340 Drow Bondcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drow Masculinum's national animal is the Domesticated Direhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Drow Masculinum is ranked 74,647th in the world and 19th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Patriotic: 4,179thNudest: 5,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,539thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,167thHighest Average Incomes: 14,755thLowest Crime Rates: 15,577thMost Developed: 15,678thLargest Black Market: 17,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,949thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,718thLargest Governments: 20,272ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,465thMost Authoritarian: 22,933rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,251st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Drow Masculinum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Drow Masculinum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Drow Masculinum, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.

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