The Kingdom of Drosnakajak is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 564 million Drosnakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of klina city. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drosnakoe economy, worth 47.7 trillion Drosnis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,557 Drosnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, contestants on Drosnakajak's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drosnakajak's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drosnakajak is ranked 127,774^th in the world and 4,975^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 735.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.