Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rd Most Advanced Public Education: 721st Most Beautiful Environments: 1,191st
The Caorach D'aois of
Democratic Socialists
Bugger Off
The Shepard
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Caorach D'aois of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Shepard with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.725 billion Sheep are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The thriving Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 2,496 trillion Green Grasses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,969 Green Grasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

With great power generation comes great responsibility, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Drop Your Pants's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy. Crime is totally unknown. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Big Green Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 124,570th in the world and 523rd in Spear Danes for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 721stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,191stBest Weather: 1,311thTop
Largest Populations: 1,809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,344thHighest Economic Output: 2,930thHealthiest Citizens: 3,746thSmartest Citizens: 4,116thLargest Black Market: 4,230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,372ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,387thNudest: 5,117thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,166thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,300thLargest Governments: 8,791stMost Pacifist: 8,857thMost Developed: 10,649th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the region

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