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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 300th Most Advanced Public Education: 646th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,339th
The Caorach D'aois of
Father Knows Best State
Tiocfaidh ar la
The Shepard
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Ireland Official
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Caorach D'aois of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Shepard with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.844 billion Sheep are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The all-consuming Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 2,924 trillion Green Grasses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,158 Green Grasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, in a baffling press conference The Shepard proudly dismantled a broken door, and The Shepard has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime is totally unknown. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Zombie Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sheeptastic Monks.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 111,828th in the world and 5th in Ireland for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 663.04 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 300thMost Advanced Public Education: 646thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,339thTop
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Best Weather: 1,545thLargest Populations: 1,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,767thLargest Black Market: 1,868thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,538thHighest Economic Output: 2,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,031stHealthiest Citizens: 4,034thNudest: 4,389thSmartest Citizens: 4,532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,853rdMost Developed: 6,274thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,174thTop
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Most Pacifist: 7,736thLowest Crime Rates: 7,789thLargest Governments: 7,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,098th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drop Your Pants's influence in Ireland rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, The Shepard has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, in a baffling press conference The Shepard proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, The Shepard has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Drop Your Pants's influence in Ireland rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Drop Your Pants agreed to construct embassies between Ireland and The Bar on the corner of every region.
  • : Drop Your Pants agreed to construct embassies between Ireland and Eireann.
  • : Drop Your Pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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