The Caoirigh Leisciuil of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Feirmeoir Caorach with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 39.67 billion Sheep have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feirm Chaorach. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheepish economy, worth an astonishing 11,145 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 280,949 Dali's Patiences, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

DYP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Caora Mhóradharcach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sheepocalypse.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 9,006^th in the world and 2^nd in Ireland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.87 law-abiding acts per hour.