Population | 40.248 billion |
Capital | Feirm Chaorach |
Leader | Feirmeoir Caorach |
Faith | The Sheepocalypse |
Currency | Dali's Patience |
Animal | Caora Mhóradharcach |
The Caoirigh Leisciuil of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Feirmeoir Caorach with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 40.248 billion Sheep have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feirm Chaorach. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Sheepish economy, worth an astonishing 11,155 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,172 Dali's Patiences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
There's a hole in the heart of every Sheepish city, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and the government has declared that monochrome cinema is the next big thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Caora Mhóradharcach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sheepocalypse.
Drop Your Pants is ranked 299,670th in the world and 32nd in Ireland for Most Cultured, scoring 42 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drop Your Pants altered its national flag.
- : Drop Your Pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Drop Your Pants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Drop Your Pants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Drop Your Pants altered its national flag.
- : Drop Your Pants altered its national flag.
- : Drop Your Pants altered its national flag.
- : Drop Your Pants lodged a message on the Ireland Regional Message Board.
- : Drop Your Pants was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Drop Your Pants was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.