by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,922ndMost Conservative: 18,747thMost Authoritarian: 20,059th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I will PT you till you CTE!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Drill Sergeant

Population5.285 billion

Currencypush up
Animaldeath bear

The Dictatorship of Drill Sergeant is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.285 billion Drill Sergeants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The strong raider economy, worth 230 trillion push ups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,696 push ups, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, raider athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drill Sergeant's national animal is the death bear.

Drill Sergeant is ranked 167,259th in the world and 1st in Trophy Cabinet for Most Armed, with 0.26 Weapons Per Person.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,922ndMost Conservative: 18,747thMost Authoritarian: 20,059thMost Stationary: 22,114th

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