The Democratic Republic of Dril is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.823 billion Drilians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The thriving Drilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,025 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,773 per year while the poor average 11,224, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Public nudity is compulsory. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dril's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dril is ranked 247,339^th in the world and 2,712^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.29 flags saluted per person per day.