Population | 446 million |
Currency | Shimmer Shards |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Kingdom of Dreamdazzle is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 446 million Dreamdazzleans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.
The thriving Dreamdazzlean economy, worth 31.7 trillion Shimmer Shards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,117 Shimmer Shards, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government byline is that a media campaign a day keeps international criticism at bay, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dreamdazzlean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dreamdazzle's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Dreamdazzle is ranked 161,902nd in the world and 2,587th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dreamdazzle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Dreamdazzlean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, the government byline is that a media campaign a day keeps international criticism at bay.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Dreamdazzlean weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Dreamdazzle, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.