The Allied Socialist States of Dratrium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Salla Mideur with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 14.49 billion Dratriumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dratriumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,994 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,636 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Salla Mideur's bedroom, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dratrium's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dratrium is ranked 7,052^nd in the world and 4^th in Kyodeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 184.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.