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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 425thHighest Crime Rates: 632ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 646th
The Eedle Conickrycke of
Father Knows Best State
Den drastischen nederganc.
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Drastischen Nederganc

Population31.055 billion

CapitalDrastischen
FaithNederganc

Currencydaalder
Animalrat

The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen Nederganc is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.055 billion Drastischen Nedergancians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drastischen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drastischen Nedergancian economy, worth a remarkable 6,331 trillion daalders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,891 daalders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, feeling like a winner comes at a price, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drastischen Nederganc's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nederganc.

Drastischen Nederganc is ranked 233,389th in the world and 7,260th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.2177976406 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 425thHighest Crime Rates: 632ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 746thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,134thMost Avoided: 1,276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,617thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,621stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,918thFattest Citizens: 1,974thMost Armed: 2,058thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,121stHighest Economic Output: 2,178thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,681stTop
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Largest Populations: 3,945thLargest Black Market: 4,977thLargest Retail Industry: 6,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,456thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,690thHighest Average Incomes: 9,610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,630thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,913thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,526thMost Efficient Economies: 16,603rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,425thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,409thLargest Mining Sector: 22,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,252nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 109th in the regionFattest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 284th in the regionLargest Black Market: 415th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 496th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 669th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 692nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 735th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 932nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 968th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 974th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,008th in the region

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