The Grand Dominion of Drakonian Imperium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Praetor Augustus Drake with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.716 billion Drakonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drako Throne. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drakonian Imperiumian economy, worth an astonishing 11,731 trillion Drakonian Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 423,267 Drakonian Sovereigns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,626,771 per year while the poor average 29,340, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, and a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drakonian Imperium's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drakonian Imperium is ranked 18,072^nd in the world and 2^nd in Gholgoth for Most Extreme, scoring 37.99 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.