The Democratic Republic of Drakemeat is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 411 million Drakemeatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilovekids. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Drakemeatian economy, worth 25.1 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 61,179 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Drakemeat, and newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drakemeat's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drakemeat is ranked 250,254^th in the world and 103^rd in Hive for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.24 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.