The Grand Duchy of Dragons Power is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.754 billion Dragons Powerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonus. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The very strong Dragons Powerian economy, worth a remarkable 7,694 trillion squirrels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,344 squirrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dining out often involves dragons on the plate no matter what you order, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dragons Power's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sacrificial Bladder.

Dragons Power is ranked 309,414^th in the world and 11,102^nd in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -35.99 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.