The Democratic Republic of Dragonizle is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ancalagon with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.947 billion Dragonizleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouroboros City. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dragonizlean economy, worth 466 trillion Dragon Tears a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,302 Dragon Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, graffiti graces every city's streets, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragonizle's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dragonizle is ranked 16,980^th in the world and 1^st in Mystica for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.