The Principality of Draconikus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Edward Gammot with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.929 billion Draconiki have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gammotsville. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconikan economy, worth a remarkable 6,152 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 237,301 Imperial Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, one does not simply walk into the tundra, nothing gets the party jumping like Edward Gammot specifying how high, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draconikus's national animal is the Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Draconikus is ranked 308^th in the world and 1^st in Dragon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 205.78 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.