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Highest Drug Use: 1,342nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,679th Most Politically Free: 1,710th
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Population10.748 billion



The Undead Debtocracy of Drachmaland is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.748 billion Drachmalanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drachmanchester. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drachmalandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,037 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,550 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end. Crime is totally unknown. Drachmaland's national animal is the Drachmammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drachmaland is ranked 58,944th in the world and 2,085th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.8 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Highest Drug Use: 1,342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,679thTop
Most Politically Free: 1,710thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,923rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,037thMost Influential: 2,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,512thMost Developed: 3,446thMost Inclusive: 3,544thMost Cultured: 3,610thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,733rdLargest Governments: 4,021stSmartest Citizens: 4,181stMost Efficient Economies: 4,243rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,443rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,064thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,427thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,562ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,797thHighest Economic Output: 6,342ndNudest: 6,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,370thHighest Average Incomes: 6,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,246thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,758thMost Stationary: 7,976thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,287thHealthiest Citizens: 11,608thNicest Citizens: 12,350thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,611thBest Weather: 14,355thSafest: 14,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,683rd
Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 137th in the regionNudest: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 168th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 322nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 367th in the regionBest Weather: 383rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 425th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 436th in the regionSafest: 464th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 469th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 584th in the regionMost Secular: 629th in the region

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