Highest Crime Rates: 370th Most Politically Free: 481st Most Armed: 535th
The Eudaemonium of
Founded 10 February 2005
Nick Sam
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The Eudaemonium of Dr George is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nick Sam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.08 billion Philosophers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient philosophical economy, worth a remarkable 4,424 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,653 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr George's national animal is the velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Empiricism.

Dr George is ranked 60,774th in the world and 46th in Philosophy 115 for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,764.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 370thMost Politically Free: 481stMost Armed: 535thLargest Retail Industry: 700thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thMost Rebellious Youth: 992ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,124thHighest Economic Output: 1,193rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,221stLargest Populations: 1,380thRudest Citizens: 1,455thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,779thMost Stationary: 2,078thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,406thSmartest Citizens: 2,860thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,980thMost Developed: 3,341stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,533rdMost Influential: 3,817thMost Cultured: 3,952ndMost Extreme: 4,003rdLargest Black Market: 4,020thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,387thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,624thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,123rdNudest: 5,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,643rdHighest Drug Use: 5,764thMost Inclusive: 6,264thHighest Average Incomes: 7,234thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,371stBest Weather: 13,415th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the region

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