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Highest Crime Rates: 377th Most Politically Free: 496th Most Armed: 528th
The Eudaemonium of
Founded 10 February 2005
Nick Sam
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Eudaemonium of Dr George is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nick Sam with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.657 billion Philosophers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient philosophical economy, worth a remarkable 4,522 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,653 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr George's national animal is the velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Empiricism.

Dr George is ranked 26,288th in the world and 27th in Philosophy 115 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,275.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 377thMost Politically Free: 496thMost Armed: 528thLargest Publishing Industry: 709thLargest Retail Industry: 824thMost Rebellious Youth: 967thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,147thHighest Economic Output: 1,193rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,245thLargest Populations: 1,352ndRudest Citizens: 1,631stTop
Most Stationary: 1,843rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,265thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,389thSmartest Citizens: 3,112thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,140thMost Developed: 3,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,765thMost Influential: 3,999thMost Cultured: 4,232ndLargest Black Market: 4,236thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,311thMost Extreme: 4,558thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,930thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,312thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,404thNudest: 6,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,532ndHighest Drug Use: 6,805thMost Inclusive: 6,874thHighest Average Incomes: 7,664thTop
Best Weather: 14,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,110th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the region

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