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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,828th Most Influential: 2,967th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Order And Progress.
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dpispitir

Population1.238 billion

CapitalDistanpir
LeaderMartiniano Leocádio José Carlos
FaithAtheism

Currencybitcoin
AnimalUiraçu

The Kingdom of Dpispitir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Martiniano Leocádio José Carlos with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.238 billion Dpispitirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Distanpir. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dpispitirian economy, worth 145 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 117,358 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dpispitir's national animal is the Uiraçu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Dpispitir is ranked 143,354th in the world and 5,606th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,828thMost Influential: 2,967thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,543rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,221stLargest Retail Industry: 11,358thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,079thRudest Citizens: 15,592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,344th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 205th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 264th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 272nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 347th in the regionRudest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Average: 410th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 446th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 452nd in the regionMost Secular: 523rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 523rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Developed: 555th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 601st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dpispitir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Dpispitir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Dpispitir, eminent domain has been abolished.

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