The Unianist Republic of Down Unian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dem Kartic with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.947 billion Unians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarpar. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Down Unianian economy, worth 305 trillion Woods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,377 Woods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, judges are all-powerful, Dem Kartic is considering changing the Down Unianian flag to one with more glitter, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Down Unian's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Down Unian is ranked 90,519^th in the world and 12^th in Laraniem for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 712.1 tourists per hour.