The People's Republic of Dovant is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Sam Hawkins with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.484 billion Dovantians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soren. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dovantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 277,711 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime is totally unknown. Dovant's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dual Cult of Haruhism-Madokaism.

Dovant is ranked 63,585^th in the world and 202^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 24.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.