The People's Republic of Dovant is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Sam Hawkins with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.419 billion Dovantians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soren. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dovantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,720 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 323,142 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and even secular Dovantians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is totally unknown. Dovant's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dovant is ranked 275,454^th in the world and 1,405^th in 10000 Islands for Most Avoided, scoring 0.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.