by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,170th Most Influential: 4,880th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,911th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
All for one and all for Douch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population236 million

AnimalPersian Douche

The Most Serene Republic of Douchland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 236 million Douches enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Douche economy, worth 21.9 trillion Douchmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 92,701 Douchmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Douchland's national animal is the Persian Douche, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Douchland is ranked 107,713th in the world and 524th in Europeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.48 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,170thTop
Most Influential: 4,880thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,911thMost Secular: 7,572ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,662ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,782ndNicest Citizens: 14,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,584th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups.
  • : Douchland was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Douchland was endorsed by The Failed State of Nippluania.
  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Douchland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Douchland, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 124 » Raghallaigh, Pirataria, Clialaad, Morongia, Havenwelle, Anshuland, Archipielago de Filipinas, Igueranel, Lastovipol, Cortlandt Manor, Serpahima, Zakanda, Sunny place, Krattivios, KetanLand, Tomaenia, Bukowina, North Stenia, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Benthamania, Beriwen, Liveropolis, The Ben Shapiro Show, Gabingston, Indonesian Peoples, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Perunya, New Peoples Empire, Saarkon, Celedon, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Muertio, Avok Island, Poquaoi, Blixtland, Rixous, --Neo-America--, United Kingdoms of Redania, Wesomeithia, Voxum Mortalum, New Aq Qoyunlu, Katkasistan, Agapetopia, The Democratic Peoples, Poblachd na-h Alba, Samuelstani, Worse Ireland, Mousa Liberty, Wasren, Vlazinova, and 74 others.Faticapols, Former Raxhiria, Caleban, Le Libertia, Eumenides, Brickfield, Santa Falsapai, Utopian Earth, Gooblaria, Pon Lintang, Hectakaipentacontagon, Testnationia, Free Rosabell, Terra Venti, 1Grasslandia, Genistan, Arqhua, Mancheseva City, United-Marrshmallows, Potchen, Glorika, Liego, Lethen, Ipsonasia, Free Andopia, Almendron, Paulotzia, Akeland, Teutonic Kaiserreich, Union Lysk, Merigold, Mediocrea, Lloenflys, Jexta, P0ptr0pica, The Tugboat Complex, Demokraticheskayan Zemlya, Betelguesa, Nivgrad, Polgaria, Basement Kitteh, Thatcher Whitehall, Skvarzhava, West Libertas, Abassyia, The Grim Future, New Zest, Kroll Union, Sokolji, Arvigiel, Liberepublia, New Ryloth, Murden, Bubbies, PutinsPuppet, Camkal, Pollariaua, Socialist Baltic States, Tyanelia, Purgitz, United Northen States Canada, The Xeraji Empire, Old Aweic Wirs, Maedelia, Sindorei, Aexnidaral, Orztotskha, Regonald, The United Peoples of Centrism, Elaeria, Inconsistentland, Trooper3, Dan Dynasty, and Nippluania.

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