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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,580th
The Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace, Life, Destruction.
Influence
Power
Reichskanzler / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Doslonsu

Population2.268 billion

CapitalTehrazd
LeaderKeith Westbrook II
FaithYisuism

CurrencySouveraine
AnimalChinchilla

The Union of Doslonsu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Keith Westbrook II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.268 billion Doslonsuans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrazd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.

The all-consuming Doslonsuan economy, worth 281 trillion Souveraines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,271 Souveraines, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', livestock mutilations are on the rise, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doslonsu's national animal is the Chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yisuism.

Doslonsu is ranked 35,604th in the world and 1st in Holy Boheran Empire for Most Patriotic, with 39.44 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,580thMost Armed: 9,072ndFattest Citizens: 11,084thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,804thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 20,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,369thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,596thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,675thLargest Governments: 27,608thLargest Black Market: 28,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,569th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Doslonsu, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : Following new legislation in Doslonsu, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
  • : Doslonsu altered its national flag.
  • : Doslonsu published "Biography of Keith Westbrook" (Account: Other).
  • : Doslonsu lodged a message on the Holy Boheran Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Doslonsu changed its national leader to "Keith Westbrook II".
  • : Following new legislation in Doslonsu, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
  • : Doslonsu voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Doslonsu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Doslonsu, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.

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