The Union of Doslonsu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Keith Westbrook II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.268 billion Doslonsuans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrazd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.

The all-consuming Doslonsuan economy, worth 281 trillion Souveraines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,271 Souveraines, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', livestock mutilations are on the rise, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doslonsu's national animal is the Chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yisuism.

Doslonsu is ranked 35,604^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Boheran Empire for Most Patriotic, with 39.44 flags saluted per person per day.