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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,495thSafest: 21,168th
The French Undressing of
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DOS your Salad

Population6.944 billion


The French Undressing of DOS your Salad is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The devout population of 6.944 billion DOS your Saladians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DOS your Saladian economy, worth 265 trillion croutons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,239 croutons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", high school bands practice by moonlight, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOS your Salad's national animal is the salad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DOS your Salad is ranked 216,624th in the world and 4,570th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,495thSafest: 21,168th
Safest: 103rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rd in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 232nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 242nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 382nd in the regionLargest Populations: 391st in the regionLargest Black Market: 464th in the region

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