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Most Pacifist: 5,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,594thNicest Citizens: 6,108th
The Federal Provinces of
Democratic Socialists
If we preserve, we shall prevail.
Dircya T Rubino
Eminence Grise
General Secretary
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.586 billion

LeaderDircya T Rubino

Animaljungle monkey

The Federal Provinces of Dorsla is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dircya T Rubino with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.586 billion Dorsliav are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diversunytoa. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dorsliak economy, worth 351 trillion pecunis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 76,621 pecunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, being Dircya T Rubino has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorsla's national animal is the jungle monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Dorsla is ranked 135,905th in the world and 3rd in 1st Epitome United for Most Primitive, scoring -64.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Pacifist: 5,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,594thNicest Citizens: 6,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,816thMost Inclusive: 7,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,525thHighest Food Quality: 9,539thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,881stMost Cultured: 9,915thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,153rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,843rdBest Weather: 11,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,795thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,289thMost Devout: 15,744thHealthiest Citizens: 15,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,865thLargest Governments: 22,122ndMost Income Equality: 22,225th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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