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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,319th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,505th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,619th
The 1000 year reich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For das volk, das reich, das vaterland
Influence
Power
Kommandant
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dorkman

Population1.943 billion

CapitalRommels Stadt
LeaderFührer Bekker

CurrencyReichsmarks
AnimalGolden Eagle

The 1000 year reich of Dorkman is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Führer Bekker with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.943 billion Dorkmanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rommels Stadt. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dorkmanian economy, worth 342 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 176,274 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorkman's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dorkman is ranked 55,036th in the world and 5th in The Seventh Reich for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,704.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,319thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,587thLowest Crime Rates: 3,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,190thLargest Governments: 5,019thHealthiest Citizens: 5,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,947thMost Authoritarian: 6,563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,742ndMost Conservative: 7,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,213thMost Secular: 8,417thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,860thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,525thMost Developed: 10,634thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,868thMost Efficient Economies: 13,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,708thMost Extreme: 16,192nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Dorkman voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Dorkman, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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