by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 358th Most Secular: 423rd Most Influential: 656th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Whatever happens, happens
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.591 billion

LeaderThe Majestic Purple Cow


The Republic of Dopeland420 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Majestic Purple Cow with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.591 billion Dopeland420ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lionantopia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dopeland420ian economy, worth 785 trillion Boats a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,764 Boats, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, a government program is underway to revitalize Dopeland420's beaches, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dopeland420's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dopeland420 is ranked 97,572nd in the world and 4,886th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 80.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 358thMost Secular: 423rdMost Influential: 656thSafest: 1,347thLowest Crime Rates: 1,391stMost Inclusive: 1,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,496thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,746thMost Developed: 1,774thLargest Governments: 1,870thSmartest Citizens: 2,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,344thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,286thHighest Average Incomes: 4,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,626thMost Pacifist: 4,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,075thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,283rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,418thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,204thMost Cultured: 8,669thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,922ndRudest Citizens: 13,770th
Most Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Inclusive: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 182nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 208th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 275th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 414th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 446th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 539th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 573rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Stationary: 587th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 208 » Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Sunto, New Sekai, Calamazo, Boggovia, Venezuelia, Siwale, Guslantis, American MapleStory, Shadowrik, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Fengate, Selfgradatude, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Tharissus, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kyrianian, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Friently, Puczovska, Ainsworth, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Sheppey, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Necromonia, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Prevaland, New Lakemba, Panama Coalition, Pleroma Sans Romans, The The Bierands, New Chilokver, Buckerino, and 158 others.Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Zeternia, Tredano, Corfad, Unsophisticate, Weehay, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Aroa, The Free Californian People, Beodarasc, Xinchao, Uruguayan, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Syca, Malta Comino Gozo, Agrauron, Chamocha, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Merconitonitopia, Ozstan, Wunderstrafanstalt, Anarchy for people, ABC, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Outer Egorniand, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Xagill, Itallitopia, Aezus, The Mazur Empire, Atain, Phoronu, Albacria, Ka Ching, Palisede, Mordant99, Musselshell, New Seaview Cove, Q w e r t y, Dicko, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, Memeosan, Shibutani, The Windmilluminati, Get Away From Me, Ayylienz, THX1138, Californian Redwood, Constantinolia, Thoets, Lower Nubia, Viridiann, Detrivania, Wisconsota, Former English Colony, ADB, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Pizza Squared, Triangle And Square, Sea Ghost, Avalon, New Cataria, Highton Islands, New Trisone, The FNBs, Snoodum, The Gamer Party, United Draconia, Sakaryata, Batdaviea, Racoda, Empy, Kulgatha, Quranite, Eravonia, Veskaleine, Eggway, Grimrholm, Whereisthatistan, Pauxia, Walist, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Solidair, Jest Xerces, Ethnon, Northern Glory, Sundred, Liberentis, Abject Ludicrosity, One hundred castles, RaRaRasputinn, SORT, Zokk, Sahriastan, Dovena, The Mace Kingdom, Hyperbanus, CedieRKing, Tyroshh, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Voznesheim, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Sevmenika, I am the one who knocks, Maott, Harstonia, Gooboistkoyt, Lemniscata, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, Ladtanderan, Vsyerossiya, Arstungry, United Republic Greliser, Jalyort Empire, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, German Holy Roman Empire, Kobagia, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Great Bird Society, Shaun, Dramanian, East Wushen, GeauxBeaux, Jontopiary, Daukas, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Dutchyland, East Supple Lund, Bridger-Teton, Dylanana, Solcialist States, Democritus, Wilkshire, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, and Yarecir.

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