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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,334th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,004th Nudest: 2,429th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We both said a lot of things you're going to regret
Nootdoot Wyran
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dootdootdootlydoot

Population4.307 billion

CapitalToppootwyrthanlix
LeaderNootdoot Wyran

CurrencyNanomachine
AnimalCrab

The Oppressed Peoples of Dootdootdootlydoot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nootdoot Wyran with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.307 billion Dootdootdootlydootians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toppootwyrthanlix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The powerhouse Dootdootdootlydootian economy, worth 513 trillion Nanomachines a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,324 Nanomachines, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,416 per year while the poor average 23,812, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Nootdoot Wyran's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, and the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dootdootdootlydoot's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dootdootdootlydoot is ranked 155,628th in the world and 248th in Spiritus for Most Income Equality, scoring 5.56 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,334thTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,004thNudest: 2,429thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,771stLargest Black Market: 3,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,611thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,482ndMost Primitive: 4,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,611thMost Avoided: 8,057thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,713thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,688thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,196thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,765th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, Nootdoot Wyran's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Most Avoided, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.

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