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Most Ignorant Citizens: 129thMost Primitive: 151stMost Devout: 356th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
We both said a lot of things you're going to regret
Nootdoot Wyran
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dootdootdootlydoot

Population9.232 billion

CapitalToppootwyrthanlix
LeaderNootdoot Wyran
FaithDootianism

CurrencyNanomachine
AnimalCrab

The Oppressed Peoples of Dootdootdootlydoot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nootdoot Wyran with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.232 billion Dootdootdootlydootians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toppootwyrthanlix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dootdootdootlydootian economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion Nanomachines a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 189,181 Nanomachines, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,570,250 per year while the poor average 4,580, a ratio of 342 to 1.

Adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Nootdoot Wyran tend to disappear, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dootdootdootlydoot's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dootianism.

Dootdootdootlydoot is ranked 151st in the world and 1st in Spiritus for Most Primitive, scoring 522.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 129thMost Primitive: 151stMost Devout: 356thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 378thFattest Citizens: 592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 706thMost Avoided: 738thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 896thLargest Gambling Industry: 901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,394thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,477thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,516thMost Armed: 1,545thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,856thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,145thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,314thLargest Retail Industry: 2,399thRudest Citizens: 3,456thNudest: 3,917thMost Conservative: 5,467thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,534thLargest Black Market: 7,661stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,820thHighest Average Incomes: 8,070thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,798thMost Patriotic: 9,372ndHighest Economic Output: 10,086thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,513thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,984thMost Efficient Economies: 16,880thMost Stationary: 21,380th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Nootdoot Wyran tend to disappear.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, refugee camp conversions to Dootianism are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as Dootdootdootlydoot braces for "Le Grand Deluge".
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.

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