by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,248th Nudest: 2,346th Largest Black Market: 4,197th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We both said a lot of things you're going to regret
Nootdoot Wyran
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dootdootdootlydoot

Population3.626 billion

CapitalToppootwyrthanlix
LeaderNootdoot Wyran

CurrencyNanomachine
AnimalCrab

The Oppressed Peoples of Dootdootdootlydoot is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nootdoot Wyran with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.626 billion Dootdootdootlydootians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toppootwyrthanlix. The average income tax rate is 53.2%.

The Dootdootdootlydootian economy, worth 317 trillion Nanomachines a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,468 Nanomachines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, rotary phones are considered cutting-edge technology, art criticism in Dootdootdootlydoot is scathingly destructive, and citizens are forbidden from leaving the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dootdootdootlydoot's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dootdootdootlydoot is ranked 5,068th in the world and 8th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,556.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,248thNudest: 2,346thLargest Black Market: 4,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,396thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,337thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,756th
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Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, art criticism in Dootdootdootlydoot is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, rotary phones are considered cutting-edge technology.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, one complaint of Dootdootdootlydoot's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Crabs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.

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