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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,148th Nudest: 2,738th Largest Black Market: 4,726th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We both said a lot of things you're going to regret
Nootdoot Wyran
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dootdootdootlydoot

Population3.116 billion

CapitalToppootwyrthanlix
LeaderNootdoot Wyran

CurrencyNanomachine
AnimalCrab

The Oppressed Peoples of Dootdootdootlydoot is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nootdoot Wyran with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.116 billion Dootdootdootlydootians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toppootwyrthanlix. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The Dootdootdootlydootian economy, worth 267 trillion Nanomachines a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,760 Nanomachines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dootdootdootlydoot's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dootdootdootlydoot is ranked 53,619th in the world and 67th in Spiritus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,474.43 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,148thNudest: 2,738thLargest Black Market: 4,726thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,285thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,686thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,462ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,098th
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Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dootdootdootlydoot's influence in Spiritus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, aides are afraid to ask if Nootdoot Wyran wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot's influence in Spiritus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot's influence in Spiritus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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