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Most Ignorant Citizens: 168thMost Primitive: 187thMost Devout: 543rd
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We both said a lot of things you're going to regret
Nootdoot Wyran
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dootdootdootlydoot

Population7.166 billion

CapitalToppootwyrthanlix
LeaderNootdoot Wyran
FaithDootianism

CurrencyNanomachine
AnimalCrab

The Oppressed Peoples of Dootdootdootlydoot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nootdoot Wyran with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.166 billion Dootdootdootlydootians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toppootwyrthanlix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dootdootdootlydootian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Nanomachines a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,925 Nanomachines, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,457,396 per year while the poor average 11,423, a ratio of 127 to 1.

The libraries of Dootdootdootlydoot are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Dootdootdootlydoot's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dootianism.

Dootdootdootlydoot is ranked 20,657th in the world and 50th in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,400.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 168thMost Primitive: 187thMost Devout: 543rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 573rdLargest Gambling Industry: 683rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 949thFattest Citizens: 1,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,025thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,182ndMost Avoided: 1,299thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,422ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,621stMost Armed: 1,654thLargest Retail Industry: 1,712thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,253rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,723rdNudest: 4,088thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,235thRudest Citizens: 4,738thMost Conservative: 5,268thHighest Average Incomes: 5,288thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,117thHighest Economic Output: 10,300thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,187thLargest Governments: 20,113thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,657th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the libraries of Dootdootdootlydoot are staffed by lone, lonely librarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the Crab stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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