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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 195th Fattest Citizens: 227th Most Devout: 241st
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Don't tread on me
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Donttreadonmeistan

Population4.375 billion

CapitalUntreadable-land
LeaderThe Chief Executive Pope
FaithAnarcho-capitalist-catholicism

Currencyshekel
Animalleftist commie-hippie

The Holy Empire of Donttreadonmeistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Chief Executive Pope with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.375 billion Donttreadonmeistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Untreadable-land. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Donttreadonmeistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 304,255 shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,188,018 per year while the poor average 53,148, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

The moon's craters are more numerous every day, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Donttreadonmeistan with a very polite populace, and tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Donttreadonmeistan's national animal is the leftist commie-hippie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarcho-capitalist-catholicism.

Donttreadonmeistan is ranked 67,122nd in the world and 2,734th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,907.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 195thFattest Citizens: 227thMost Devout: 241stLargest Gambling Industry: 245thMost Ignorant Citizens: 327thLargest Retail Industry: 349thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 425thMost Armed: 432ndMost Avoided: 461stHighest Crime Rates: 528thRudest Citizens: 532ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 569thHighest Disposable Incomes: 587thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 654thMost Corrupt Governments: 735thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 915thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,049thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,067thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,558thHighest Average Incomes: 1,562ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,823rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,409thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,442ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,394thHighest Drug Use: 13,798thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,934thLargest Governments: 14,355thMost Pro-Market: 15,679th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 217th in the regionLargest Black Market: 275th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionLargest Governments: 352nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 367th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 398th in the regionLargest Populations: 462nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 505th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 526th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Donttreadonmeistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Donttreadonmeistan with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Donttreadonmeistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Donttreadonmeistan, the government spends millions of tax shekels on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools.

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