The Federative Republics of DoNotComeHere is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Vostory with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.7 billion Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baikonur. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Communist economy, worth 404 trillion фяиμτзπs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,705 фяиμτзπs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Email killed the radio star, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoNotComeHere's national animal is the Red Cormorant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trotskyist Socialism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in New Western Empire rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : DoNotComeHere relocated from Europe but better to New Western Empire.
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in Europe but better rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in Europe but better rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in Europe but better rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : DoNotComeHere's influence in Europe but better rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.