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DoNotComeHere

Population1.613 billion

CapitalBaikonur
LeaderComrade Vostory
FaithNone

Currencyфяиμτзπ
AnimalRed Cormorant

The Federative Republics of DoNotComeHere is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Vostory with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.613 billion Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baikonur. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Communist economy, worth 205 trillion фяиμτзπs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 127,684 фяиμτзπs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoNotComeHere's national animal is the Red Cormorant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

DoNotComeHere is ranked 15,405th in the world and 8th in Europe but better for Most Developed, scoring 80.72 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 2,686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,794thNudest: 3,822ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,932ndMost Authoritarian: 5,077thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,350thMost Conservative: 5,450thLowest Crime Rates: 5,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,577thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,872ndTop
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Largest Governments: 8,528thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,814thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,233rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,443rdBest Weather: 11,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,868thMost Extreme: 12,374thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,796thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,686thMost Developed: 15,405th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DoNotComeHere lodged a message on the Europe but better Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : DoNotComeHere withdrew a request for embassies between Europe but better and Mare Nostrum.
  • : DoNotComeHere withdrew a request for embassies between Europe but better and De Imperii ex Varney.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, billions of фяиμτзπs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Red Cormorant Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in DoNotComeHere, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Oteristan, Cujodega, Pedrolandia, United Western State, and Treanemark.

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