by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,821stMost Influential: 4,900th
The Zardozian Minions of
Benevolent Dictatorship
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Population1.63 billion

CapitalGrovel Prime
LeaderKing Donnee
FaithThe Zardozian Way

AnimalSingle-Celled Yellow Organism

The Zardozian Minions of Donnee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Donnee with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.63 billion Donneeans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grovel Prime. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The thriving Donneean economy, worth 118 trillion Bananas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 72,995 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Donnee's national animal is the Single-Celled Yellow Organism, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Zardozian Way.

Donnee is ranked 12,764th in the world and 97th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,005.41 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,442ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,821stMost Influential: 4,900thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,012thFattest Citizens: 6,651stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,138thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,764thLargest Retail Industry: 14,327thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,458thHighest Drug Use: 19,013thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,504thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,549th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 68th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 75th in the regionFattest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 126th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 129th in the region

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