The Jewish Commune of Donetsk people is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by I am the leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.534 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel Aviv. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Donetsk peoplean economy, worth 100 trillion 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,638 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, auditors are gutting every governmental department, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Donetsk peoplean mussels the biggest in UNA 2020 Brigades, and soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donetsk people's national animal is the I am the national animal and its national religion is Judaism.

Donetsk people is ranked 96,204^th in the world and 1^st in UNA 2020 Brigades for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.34 law-abiding acts per hour.