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Most Stationary: 8,380th Largest Welfare Programs: 11,016th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,127th
The Holy Empire of
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Influence
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Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Don Juan the Red

Population9.023 billion

Currencylove
Animalviper

The Holy Empire of Don Juan the Red is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.023 billion Don Juan the Redians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Don Juan the Redian economy, worth 618 trillion loves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,589 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Don Juan the Red's national animal is the viper.

Don Juan the Red is ranked 28,133rd in the world and 1st in Western Europe for Most Influential, scoring 807 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Stationary: 8,380thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,016thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,291st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Don Juan the Red, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.

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