The Holiest of Holy Kingdom of Dominus Nos Defendat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Boniface IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.129 billion Christians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion piscibuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,434 piscibuses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 708,697 per year while the poor average 25,977, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, judges are all-powerful, and Christian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about King Boniface IV. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dominus Nos Defendat's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Dominus Nos Defendat is ranked 33,976^th in the world and 6^th in Astral Sea for Most Patriotic, with 41.89 flags saluted per person per day.