The Gold Benetist Monarchy of Dominioan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Apollo Helari I with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.011 billion dominish are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Deriol. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming dominish economy, worth 137 trillion domini pieces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,614 domini pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and there's no weight to modern politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dominioan's national animal is the gold giant axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is that this text section is full to da max.

Dominioan is ranked 208,472^nd in the world and 23^rd in The Vincence Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.68 Bananas Ingested Per Day.