The Proletarian Confederacy of Dolphintingedo is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Kamiccolo with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The cynical population of 875 million Dolphintingedoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namek. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Dolphintingedoan economy, worth 39.9 trillion talars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,613 talars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, Kamiccolo makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphintingedo's national animal is the great ape, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dolphintingedo is ranked 118,048^th in the world and 7^th in Astatontingedoan Peninsula for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,043.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.