The Weeb heaven of Dollystana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Your Majesty Queen Dolly with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.801 billion Dollystanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmer. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dollystanian economy, worth 172 trillion Dolly Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,790 Dolly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Dollystanian, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Dollystana has found 5 easter eggs), the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Dollystana. Crime is totally unknown. Dollystana's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weebism.

Dollystana is ranked 48,208^th in the world and 3^rd in Nordic Territories for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.7 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.