The Preparing for N-day of DoLlYsTaNa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Your Majesty Queen Dolly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.314 billion Dollystanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Palmer. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dollystanian economy, worth 217 trillion Dolly Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 94,046 Dolly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime is totally unknown. DoLlYsTaNa's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is StarClan.

DoLlYsTaNa is ranked 219,082^nd in the world and 155^th in The Wooloo Pact for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.