The Casual Mariners Fan of Dollystana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Your Meowjesty Queen Dolly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.943 billion Dollystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowth City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dollystanian economy, worth 585 trillion Dolly Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 98,471 Dolly Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, elected officials who disagree with Your Meowjesty Queen Dolly have a lot of accidents, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the official Dollystanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. Dollystana's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meow-Sect of the Baloominati.

Dollystana is ranked 122,872^nd in the world and 1^st in Karanlik Yollar for Most Extreme, scoring 19.48 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.