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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,398thBest Weather: 3,464th
The Military Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
Nothing's good about war... except why you fight it.
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Dolgavakia

Population25.152 billion

CapitalFall River Military Base
LeaderGeneral William Eisenhower Holt

CurrencyHero
AnimalSergeant Stubby

The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General William Eisenhower Holt with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 25.152 billion Dolgavakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall River Military Base. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dolgavakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Heroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,541 Heroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Dolgavakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolgavakia's national animal is the Sergeant Stubby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolgavakia is ranked 28,542nd in the world and 32nd in Right to Life for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,782ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,398thBest Weather: 3,464thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,683rdLargest Populations: 7,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,431stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,557thSafest: 12,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,786thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,013thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,545thMost Influential: 14,609thMost Stationary: 14,872ndHighest Economic Output: 15,248thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 19,085thSmartest Citizens: 19,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,121stLargest Governments: 21,807thHighest Food Quality: 22,127thNicest Citizens: 22,587thHealthiest Citizens: 25,857thMost Income Equality: 26,337thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,270thMost Pacifist: 28,148thLowest Crime Rates: 28,377thMost Cultured: 28,542nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dolgavakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Dolgavakia endorsed The Kingdom of Traditum.
  • : Dolgavakia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from American antartica, killing 688 million zombies.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Christian Anarchists.

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