by Max Barry

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The Military Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
Nothing's good about war... except why you fight it.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population17.258 billion

CapitalFall River Military Base
LeaderGeneral William Eisenhower Holt

AnimalSergeant Stubby

The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General William Eisenhower Holt with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.258 billion Dolgavakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall River Military Base. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dolgavakian economy, worth 964 trillion Heroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,881 Heroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Dolgavakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolgavakia's national animal is the Sergeant Stubby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolgavakia is ranked 185,978th in the world and 77th in Right to Life for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.97 Crimes Per Hour.

Best Weather: 3,564thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,478thLargest Populations: 9,233rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,091stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,286thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,046thSafest: 16,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,105thHighest Economic Output: 17,596thLargest Governments: 18,058thNicest Citizens: 19,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,838thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,147th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » United Massachusetts and Salty Seadog.

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