Population | 25.152 billion |
Capital | Fall River Military Base |
Leader | General William Eisenhower Holt |
Currency | Hero |
Animal | Sergeant Stubby |
The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General William Eisenhower Holt with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 25.152 billion Dolgavakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall River Military Base. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Dolgavakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Heroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,541 Heroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Dolgavakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolgavakia's national animal is the Sergeant Stubby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dolgavakia is ranked 28,542nd in the world and 32nd in Right to Life for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Dolgavakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Dolgavakia endorsed The Kingdom of Traditum.
- : Dolgavakia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from American antartica, killing 688 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Christian Anarchists.