The Grand Gold Holy Kingdom of Dolcemare is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Matie I Rosenbourg - Rainsworth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.915 billion Dolcemarinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosenbourg. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolcemarean economy, worth 233 trillion Mattoncinis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,961 Mattoncinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolcemare's national animal is the ninni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Wheel.

Dolcemare is ranked 13,459^th in the world and 30^th in Wintreath for Most Secular, with 87.66 Atheism Rate.