The Tojo Clan Subsidiary of Dojima Family is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 778 million yakuza are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.
The very strong yakuza economy, worth 63.6 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,715 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,161 per year while the poor average 21,648, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, sick days are on the rise, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dojima Family's national animal is the dragon.
Dojima Family is ranked 287,559th in the world and 14th in Tojo Clan for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
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Dojima Family was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Dojima Family, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
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Dojima Family, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
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Dojima Family, sick days are on the rise.
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Dojima Family, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
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Dojima Family, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
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Dojima Family, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
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Dojima Family, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
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Dojima Family, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
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Dojima Family, colonial subjects have yakuza culture shoved down their throats.