The Holy Empire of Dogtopia of Oz is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 964 million Dogtopia of Ozians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dogtopia of Ozian economy, worth 57.8 trillion Doggles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,916 Doggles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military training in Dogtopia of Oz emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, Dogtopia of Ozian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogtopia of Oz's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dogtopia of Oz is ranked 44,467^th in the world and 1,931^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 40.62 quips per hour.