The Rogue Nation of Doge Local Access Network is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 350 million Doge Local Access Networkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Doge Local Access Networkian economy, worth 24.4 trillion Bepis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,800 Bepis, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, the arms industry is strictly regulated, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge Local Access Network's national animal is the shibe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doge Local Access Network is ranked 119,702^nd in the world and 4^th in Phil Swift for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 949.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.