The Republic of Doge is a lie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.228 billion Doges are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge is a liean economy, worth a remarkable 4,561 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,226 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, genetic researchers have been expelled, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge is a lie's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.

Doge is a lie is ranked 316,174^th in the world and 31^st in Krillin for Safest, scoring 2.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.