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Most Armed: 199th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 304th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 317th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Dogbreathistan

Population17.187 billion

CapitalThe Couch
LeaderA Labrador Retriver

CurrencyDog Poop
AnimalDog

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.187 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,594 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 325,486 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,105,333 per year while the poor average 70,711, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, A Labrador Retriver's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and one complaint of Dogbreathistan's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 133,861st in the world and 122nd in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 0.04 Stalins.

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Most Armed: 199thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 304thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 317thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 430thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 457thHighest Crime Rates: 465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 466thRudest Citizens: 496thFattest Citizens: 549thLargest Gambling Industry: 664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 767thHighest Economic Output: 904thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 917thHighest Average Incomes: 993rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,279thMost Efficient Economies: 1,632ndTop
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Most Avoided: 1,728thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,888thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,908thLargest Retail Industry: 2,740thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,379thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,628thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,709thLargest Mining Sector: 3,740thSmartest Citizens: 5,193rdLargest Populations: 5,452ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,492ndMost Influential: 6,395thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,210thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,428thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,691stNudest: 15,743rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,299th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, one complaint of Dogbreathistan's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, A Labrador Retriver's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Dogbreathistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Aholz, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Dogbreathistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Aholz, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Dogbreathistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Aholz, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Dogbreathistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Aholz, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Dogbreathistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Aholz, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Dogbreathistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Aholz, curing 1 million infected.

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