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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 205thMost Armed: 313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 432nd
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
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Dogbreathistan

Population29.536 billion

CapitalThe Couch
LeaderA Labrador Retriver

CurrencyDog Poop
AnimalDog

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.536 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,978 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 337,846 Dog Poops, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,306,318 per year while the poor average 17,928, a ratio of 128 to 1.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 24,987th in the world and 15th in Texas for Most Secular, with 44.02 Atheism Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 205thMost Armed: 313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 432ndLargest Gambling Industry: 439thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 463rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 482ndHighest Crime Rates: 521stFattest Citizens: 540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 773rdHighest Economic Output: 795thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 863rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 896thMost Avoided: 1,168thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rdRudest Citizens: 1,472ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,529thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,795thHighest Average Incomes: 1,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,306thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,225thLargest Populations: 4,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,475thLargest Retail Industry: 5,047thLargest Mining Sector: 6,455thSmartest Citizens: 6,715thMost Efficient Economies: 6,795thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,190thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,236thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,187thMost Influential: 11,377thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,945thMost Secular: 24,987thLargest Black Market: 27,267thMost Cultured: 27,520th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, Dogbreathistan isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.

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