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Most Armed: 250thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 421st
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dogbreathistan

Population22.451 billion

CapitalThe Couch
LeaderA Labrador Retriver

CurrencyDog Poop
AnimalDog

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.451 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,474 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 332,935 Dog Poops, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,878,027 per year while the poor average 29,042, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

Rumor has it that A Labrador Retriver has won three lotteries in a row, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 10,378th in the world and 27th in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,229.41 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 250thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 421stHighest Crime Rates: 445thLargest Gambling Industry: 462ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 474thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 510thFattest Citizens: 513thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 573rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 753rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 792ndHighest Economic Output: 810thRudest Citizens: 814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 833rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 842ndMost Avoided: 1,315thHighest Average Incomes: 1,389thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,805thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,381stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,571stLargest Mining Sector: 3,705thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,748thLargest Retail Industry: 3,855thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,686thLargest Populations: 4,855thMost Efficient Economies: 5,222ndSmartest Citizens: 5,686thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,378thMost Influential: 12,839thLargest Black Market: 12,938thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,364thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,446th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionNudest: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, rumor has it that A Labrador Retriver has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Nudest.

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