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Most Armed: 182nd Rudest Citizens: 195th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.622 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,042 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,803 Dog Poops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,234,029 per year while the poor average 58,350, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Rioting and unrest sweep the nation, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 314th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 512 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Armed: 182ndRudest Citizens: 195thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265thHighest Drug Use: 314thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 338thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 340thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 439thHighest Crime Rates: 462ndFattest Citizens: 468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 597thLargest Gambling Industry: 644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 776thHighest Average Incomes: 910thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 925thHighest Economic Output: 964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,079thMost Stationary: 1,223rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,652ndMost Avoided: 1,755thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,096thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,467thLargest Mining Sector: 3,614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,646thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,485thSmartest Citizens: 4,844thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,934thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,486thLargest Populations: 6,068thMost Influential: 6,278thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,423rdMost Pro-Market: 9,534thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,784thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,659th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Least Corrupt Governments.

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