Most Armed: 189th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 324th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.028 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,813 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 320,328 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 996,744 per year while the poor average 79,152, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

A Texas Tourist Association survey has rated Dogbreathistan #1 for number twos, every week is blindness awareness week, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and farmers complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 159,759th in the world and 157th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 26.58 Years.

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Most Armed: 189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 324thHighest Drug Use: 338thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 351stRudest Citizens: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 490thFattest Citizens: 558thHighest Crime Rates: 558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 561stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 581stLargest Gambling Industry: 954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 967thHighest Economic Output: 987thHighest Average Incomes: 987thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,285thMost Stationary: 1,388thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,041stLargest Retail Industry: 2,171stMost Avoided: 2,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,384thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,507thLargest Mining Sector: 3,941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,353rdSmartest Citizens: 5,183rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,684thMost Influential: 6,061stLargest Populations: 6,363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,752ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,299thMost Pro-Market: 12,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,447th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, farmers complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, a Texas Tourist Association survey has rated Dogbreathistan #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, only A Labrador Retriver's friends count in the eyes of the government.

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