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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 228thMost Armed: 247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 376th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Dogbreathistan

Population24.467 billion

CapitalThe Couch
LeaderA Labrador Retriver

CurrencyDog Poop
AnimalDog

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.467 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,219 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 335,959 Dog Poops, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,907,951 per year while the poor average 28,860, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, weather reports simply advise Dogbreathistanians to 'look outside', you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 7,668th in the world and 22nd in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,736.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 228thMost Armed: 247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 376thHighest Crime Rates: 420thLargest Gambling Industry: 447thHighest Disposable Incomes: 463rdFattest Citizens: 473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 533rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 736thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 768thHighest Economic Output: 787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 862ndRudest Citizens: 908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 927thMost Avoided: 943rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,426thHighest Average Incomes: 1,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,902ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,036thLargest Retail Industry: 3,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,133rdLargest Populations: 4,757thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,427thMost Efficient Economies: 5,594thSmartest Citizens: 5,968thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,668thTop
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Most Influential: 12,657thLargest Black Market: 14,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,431stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,195thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,622nd
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, weather reports simply advise Dogbreathistanians to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Dogbreathistan altered its national flag.
  • : Dogbreathistan's influence in Texas rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Dogbreathistan relocated from Lazarus to Texas.
  • : Dogbreathistan was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Dogbreathistan ceased to exist in Texas.
  • : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, farting etiquette is taught in schools.

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