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Most Armed: 219th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 262nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 409th
The Holy Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population19.929 billion

CapitalThe Couch
LeaderA Labrador Retriver

CurrencyDog Poop

The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.929 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,538 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 328,093 Dog Poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,210,448 per year while the poor average 62,753, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, it's best not to ask what goes into The Couch Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Dogbreathistanian Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 788th in the world and 7th in Texas for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 12,163.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 219thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 440thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 468thHighest Disposable Incomes: 471stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 481stFattest Citizens: 491stLargest Gambling Industry: 523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 547thRudest Citizens: 678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 733rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 788thHighest Economic Output: 817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 868thHighest Average Incomes: 1,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,289thMost Avoided: 1,389thMost Efficient Economies: 1,569thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,612thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,663rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,305thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,337thLargest Retail Industry: 3,408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,646thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,779thLargest Populations: 5,158thSmartest Citizens: 5,529thTop
Most Influential: 10,002ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,104thLargest Black Market: 10,233rdNudest: 14,028thMost Pro-Market: 15,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,494th
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the region

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