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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 899th Most Influential: 2,765th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,433rd
The Jingoistic States of
Left-Leaning College State
Money is much more important than my people
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Dog Meat

Population2.052 billion

FaithCash and Money


The Jingoistic States of Dog Meat is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Garfield with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.052 billion Dog Meatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The powerhouse Dog Meatian economy, worth 202 trillion Kidneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 98,584 Kidneys, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Zuckerbergball players cannot remember their lineup position, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dog Meat's national animal is the Zuckerberg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cash and Money.

Dog Meat is ranked 125,228th in the world and 6,197th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 899thTop
Most Influential: 2,765thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,433rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,393rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,181stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,844th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 302nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 375th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 519th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 626th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 645th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 649th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 160 » Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Corfad, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, New Pruessen, Votak Matim, Bayern-Straubing, Yaorozu, Dar es Saalam, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, Sundred, Buckerino, PlanetPunk, United Draconia, Pallaith, Niradans, The United States of Romania, Valhalla123, Wilkshire, Sinelona, New Bremerton, Californian Redwood, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Universal State Formula, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, New Lakemba, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, The Iron Lions, El Fiji Grande, Ka Ching, Cloydicia, Amauri, Highton Islands, Warsaw-Halicz, and 110 others.Diodone, Federation Terra Australis, Guslantis, Guer Aike, Outer Egorniand, The Windmilluminati, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Omnistria, Ninjak30, Lunallian, Hong Kong Empire, Wunderstrafanstalt, Empy, Black Templares, SillyString, Yukti, Kulgatha, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Steraz, Ara Antrizuls, Torakuen, The South Falls, New Eleria, General COE, Unsophisticate, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Pasargad, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, New Trisone, Ozstan, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Atain, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Suicidistan, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Maott, Divine Eulogy, Jasminlandia, Kyrianian, Acrabinnia, Saturns Edge, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Marijuana Haven, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Xandarnia, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Frances Francis the First of France, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Amerian States, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Lomjia, Apetopia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Miruma, Yalkan, Vikingiarchy, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Helia Geopes, Conservadoria, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, North Altatude, Loutsland, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Astrind, Zumlandia, Narwhal, Glurponia, Kobagia, Abject Ludicrosity, Xzavia-Hjar, British Pacific Islands, and SORT.

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