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Most Devout: 1,048thMost Patriotic: 3,060thHealthiest Citizens: 3,062nd
The Theocracy of
Father Knows Best State
From Many, One
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Dofelkvic

Population2.967 billion

CapitalColt City
LeaderDofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt
FaithGallopy

Currencypony
Animalhorse

The Theocracy of Dofelkvic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.967 billion Dofellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colt City. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dofelly economy, worth 453 trillion ponies a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,983 ponies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, nudity is frowned upon, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dofelkvic's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallopy.

Dofelkvic is ranked 18,923rd in the world and 1st in Polemophthoroisin for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7,421.57 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,048thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,060thHealthiest Citizens: 3,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,248thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,385thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,250thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,375thBest Weather: 4,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,596thMost Developed: 6,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,220thSmartest Citizens: 8,450thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,228thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,399thLargest Governments: 13,253rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,747thMost Efficient Economies: 14,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,606thHighest Average Incomes: 14,813thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,063rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 18,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,531stNicest Citizens: 21,943rdMost Corrupt Governments: 22,884th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Dofelkvic was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Dofelkvic, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué.

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