The Theocracy of Dofelkvic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.967 billion Dofellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colt City. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dofelly economy, worth 453 trillion ponies a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,983 ponies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, nudity is frowned upon, there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dofelkvic's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallopy.

Dofelkvic is ranked 18,923^rd in the world and 1^st in Polemophthoroisin for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7,421.57 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.