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Largest Populations: 3,870th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,621st Highest Economic Output: 7,873rd
The Collection of Roadside Kills of
Father Knows Best State
If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.685 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,261 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,102 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doesitstink is ranked 62,237th in the world and 3rd in Ohio for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 3,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,621stHighest Economic Output: 7,873rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,163rdSafest: 10,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,176thLargest Mining Sector: 14,955th

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