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Most Primitive: 3,717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,994th
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
No Mommy, Don't Leave ;(
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Doe-Eyed Jack

Population7.039 billion


The Rogue Nation of Doe-Eyed Jack is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.039 billion Doe-Eyed Jackians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Doe-Eyed Jackian economy, worth 424 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,264 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Art criticism in Doe-Eyed Jack is scathingly destructive, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, and everybody's got wood thanks to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doe-Eyed Jack's national animal is the Buck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doe-Eyed Jack is ranked 45,080th in the world and 381st in Artificial Solar System for Largest Populations, with 7.04 billion Capita.

Most Primitive: 3,717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,246thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,994thMost Devout: 13,034thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,943rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,575thLargest Black Market: 17,950thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,139thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,591st
Most Primitive: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 164th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182nd in the regionNudest: 196th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionLargest Black Market: 232nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 257th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 298th in the regionLargest Populations: 381st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 426th in the regionMost Avoided: 437th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 483rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 497th in the region

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