The Constitutional Monarchy of Doctor TAna is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, feral children, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.348 billion Doctor TAnans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The very strong Doctor TAnan economy, worth 457 trillion Pips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,283 Pips, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Doctor TAna's national animal is the Robot Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doctor TAna is ranked 235,676^th in the world and 206^th in Bytes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.27 law-abiding acts per hour.